Hegseth Goes Hog–Wild

Remember My Warnings: Cancellation of Elections. Dictatorship. Hatred by the Conservatives for people who are anti-Coalition. Keep these in the forefront of your thoughts over the coming months.

But with recent developments the Warning must be escalated to a: Danger Level .

Is it Hegseth Goes Whole Hog or is it that Hogseth Goes Wholly Wild?

Doesn’t really matter, I suppose, being that Pete has been working real hard planning his D.C. Vaudeville Review. In addition to hisself in the staring role he’s cast everyone’s fav guy, JD, as costar and general all around simpleton; a role Dancen Prancen Vancen won’t have any trouble learning.

Sort of like the old Flim Flam Man routine with Hogseth as the Man and JD as his shill. Again, something our JD shouldn’t have any difficulty performing, but you never know with Mr. alien.

Former AG Blondie Bondage Bondi has agreed to appear, but only if she gets to “Stump the Trump!” Can’t hardly blame her can you. Helping Blondie in her skit titled Donald the Troll will be our fav press secretary, the lively and foolish K Levitt. They make an awesome duo!

The Review takes place at the Pentagon where Hogseth has just fired all the general and admirals for having sinned against America by displaying a penchant for thinking for themselves, an absolute no-no in Pete’s belief that Right-side is Mighty–side: a.k.a. mindlessness.

My sources at the Pentagon inform me that FBI honcho Cash Patel “The Petard” will be making a cameo appearance but the details are being withheld until opening night. With such a cagy liar as the Petard, it’s bound to be a showstopper of the most malignant kind. If that turns out to be the case then Donald might fire Patel for stealing his thunder for hoisting his toadies and sycophants on their petards.

What can I say, Donald is definitely not the brightest mind on the planet, though he is likely the most paranoid one in his administration.

Hogseth’s own skit involves giving silly speeches to captured aliens being held in detention centers from Florida to California with stops in Minneapolis; Decatur, Illinois; Terra Haute, Indiana; and Gillette, Wyoming.

JD promises he will successfully have captured some aliens by the time the Review is slated to commence on April 15th. Peter’s plan is to collect the alien’s taxes he claims they owe the US Treasury, and what better day than tax day? Never mind that the aliens, a.k.a., demons have never worked within the boundaries of the United States. His Department of Defenseless Wars needs all the funding they can scrounge up and Vance has assured Peter the alien–demons are loaded.

Problem: JD and Peter have mistaken “loaded” to mean with ready cash, when in actuality, loaded  here means the alien–demons got into the sour mash JD and the Hogseth have been distilling somewheres in Bible Belt country, probably in the Ozark's, where they made the mistake of assuming their distilling operation would remain hidden from government agents.

You see, it was just too good a money laundering operation to give it up.

However,  the alien–demons found the soon to be infamous JD-Hogseth’s operation and got totally wasted a few nights ago, so they really were “LOADED.”

They also got their UFO pulled over by some local County–Mounties in West Virginia who charged them with drunken debauchery and flying a Saucer Craft without proper state tags. The mounties turned them over to local Revenuers from the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives.

Given the delicacy of the situation, the Feds had the charges dropped, since they preferred drunken alien-demons being allowed to roam the skies as they pleased rather then be drafted into Hogseth’s military police and sent off to Iran.

My sources close to the internal workings of the Pentagon assure me that all records of the incident have been purged and so there won’t be any liability for the JD–PH dynamic duo.

That’s good news for Trumpo and his various illegal activities as it is best to know in advance your peccadillos can be so easily hushed up.

Getting back to Hogseth’s speeches to alien–demons held in detention centers, his plan is to indoctrinate them into believing all people who reside on the Left are Godless.

Hogseth will tell his “captive” audience that as long as his “still” is located in God’s own Bible Belt there is no sacrilege involved. He will tell them, “It is the Godless–Left who will try to undermine my authority to  do as I please regardless of how unscrupulous my activities are. You see, I’m Lord of the United States and plan on dethroning that idiot Trump, but let’s not let him know, it will be our own little conspiracy. Once I have control of the US I can deal with all those Godless Left-wing assholes.”

Again, I must relate to you the most recent scuttle-butt about Hogseth I have from my sources. It seems he is nervous about his conspiracy to dethrone Trump believing there are those who will oppose his effort to save the country from Trump since he sees Trump as a basically a Godless heathen.

Well, that’s enough of the lighthearted stuff about Hogseth the buffoon and so we move on to the serious side of dealing with Hegseth.

Image Conscious Issue

Hegseth, like Trump, is image conscious in the extreme. Both are known to shudder at the thought of looking like a fool in public. It’s too bad for them that they so he often do come off as a fools.

But on the other hand it is really great for those who wish to portray either one as a dunce. There is a lot of great material for any comedian to work with.

Hogseth worries about his image most among the Conservatives in terms of his military service and being awarded two Bronze Stars for meritorious service in his short time in the military. He is especially concerned that he won’t be taken seriously since his medals are not for valor. The Bronze Star can be awarded either for a specific act of heroism, and thus comes with a “V” device for valor; otherwise it is just another chest ornament, sort of like BoyScout merit badges.

The Washington Post recently scrutinized how commonly Bronze Stars were awarded during the Iraq and Afghanistan wars and found Hegseth’s medals were meritorious awards. The article also discussed broader debates about the medal’s frequency for officers versus enlisted troops.

There have been numerous instances of unauthorized medals being awarded in the U.S. military, particularly during the Vietnam War and the war on Terrorism, leading to concerns about "medal inflation” the issue of unearned awards.

My experiences during my three years of active duty point to some officers having been awarded medals for combat roles that they did not earn. In speaking to a number of other military personnel over time it seems the awarding of unearned medals to officers was indeed common in Vietnam and the Gulf War.

Hegseth and Christianity

Hegseth is what I see as a pompous officious bumbler who wears his Christianity on his sleeve rather than practicing Christ’s teachings of loving thy neighbor; instead Hegseth continually rants and raves about killing people in Iran as a duty he and Trump have to the American public.

What rubbish! I’m sick and tired of the Christian Right hypocrites.

Hegseth’s Disrespect of the Military

Lastly, I find an alarming situation where Hegseth is trying to mold the US Military into nothing more than automatons that will follow unlawful orders without question. His guidelines are akin to prohibiting officers from obtaining a top tier education amounting to the Pentagon’s attempt to purge intellect, diversity of thinking, and critical thought from the military.

This is the type of thinking that helped Hitler’s rise to power and kept Stalin in charge for nearly three decades of bloodlust actions against Soviet citizens. Is this what American’s want? I know I don’t.

Here’s my concern about Hegseth wanting to limit the level of intelligent within the military: we need military officers and non-commissioned officers to have the ability to critically think and express themselves about training and other military knowledge essential to success in any undertaking.

Hegseth wants to drastically prohibit officers from attending institutions of higher learning as these institutions are great places to learn whether you agree with liberal or conservative thought.

It is so obvious what Hegseth is doing in trying to dumb down the military just as the Conservative Coalition is trying its best to dumb down the general population.

Last year, Hegseth also ordered all military academies to identify and remove books from their libraries that deal with issues such as race, gender ideology, and other “divisive concepts” that are now considered incompatible with the department’s core mission.

This type of mind control is antithetical to the spirit of the United States as a free society devoted to the rights of all its citizens. Something Trump, Hogseth, Vance and other Conservative toadies and hangers-on are trying their best to dumb down the American citizenry.

After all, the easiest way to lead people astray is when they are basically stupid.

Without freedom of thought then freedom of the mind and body are endangered. Precisely what the Oligarchs are counting on Trump and his minions to implement since they saw to Trump being elected in order to carry out their dictates.